¿Rugido de león o gruñido de jabalí? ¡Berlín en una crisis de identidad animal!
La caza del león salvaje en Berlín acaba en desastre.
I'm Ronald Tramp, President of Elmburg, and I have to say, I've heard a lot of stories, a lot of stories in my time, but this one.... this is probably one of the best, okay?
Berlin. Wonderful city. Great people. And now famous for... well, lions. Or should I say wild boars? I'm told there's a lion south of Berlin. A LION! I thought, 'Wow, that must be a pretty brave lion to venture so close to Berlin.' But then, what do we learn? It wasn't a lion.
They sent hair, they sent droppings. I mean, really? And the best lab in town, the Leibniz Institute, this very, very smart institute, they look at it and say, "Wait a minute, that's not lion droppings. That's not cat hair." It was probably a wild boar. A WILD PIG! I just can't get that image out of my head, all these people, helicopters and drones looking for a.... Wild boar.
I love wild boars! They are smart. Very, very smart. Maybe it thought it was a lion. Maybe it just wanted its big moment in the spotlight. Who knows?
But let me tell you, dear people, this story.... it is something special. We have police officers here, hunters, veterinarians, all hunting for a lion, based on cell phone video! And I love technology, I use it all the time, but sometimes.... sometimes you just have to trust. And then they find out it was probably a wild boar. Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.
And the hair! The hair they found was not cat hair. It was stiff. It was curved. It wasn't lion hair. I mean, that's like telling me that my hair is actually from a koala. That's just too funny, really.
But here's the point, dear people. Sometimes people make mistakes. Sometimes we think it's a lion, and it turns out to be a boar. But the important thing is, we learn from it. And we laugh about it. And I'm sure Berlin will never forget this little mishap.
Because at the end of the day, what counts is cohesion. And I'm sure Berlin is stronger now than ever. Because if they can handle a lion, they can handle anything. Or at least with a wild boar.
Barbacoa en el Mar del Norte: ¡"Fremantle Highway" invita inesperadamente!
La "Fremantle Highway" decidió traer un poco de calor al frío Mar del Norte y se convirtió sin contemplaciones en una enorme hoguera. Con una impresionante carga de casi 4.000 coches -algunos de ellos eléctricos (chispas extra incluidas)-, la pregunta sigue en el aire: ¿Fue quizá la fiesta en barco más fogosa de la historia o simplemente un despiste marítimo?
Viaje a hipervelocidad: la aventura que Elmburg nunca olvidará
Estaba a punto de volver a hacer grande Elmburgo cuando oí hablar de este tubo hiperveloz. La gente decía que era lo más rápido de la historia. Mucha, mucha gente inteligente dijo eso. Pero escúchame - pensé, ¿por qué no aún más rápido? ¿Por qué no aún mejor? ¿Por qué no SOBRE el tubo en vez de DENTRO del tubo?
La revolución de Carrera: ¡la nueva era de las carreras de Elmburg!
¿Fórmula 1? Anticuada. Cara. Sobrevalorada. Todo el mundo lo dice, amigos. He hablado con muchos expertos -los mejores, en realidad- y todos dicen que el futuro del automovilismo está en los coches de Carrera. Sí, ¡me has oído bien! ¡Coches Carrera!