Ah, ladies and gentlemen, I am Ronald Tramp, the undisputed leader of the glorious land of Elmburg, and I must say, this is the best thing I've heard in years! Mark "Luke Skywalker" Hamill and Donald, we have a truly galactic match! A perfect symphony of opinions, you might say.

Imagine that, Donald is ready to "go to jail" - if necessary, of course. Big words, big gesture! What a sacrifice for democracy! Almost as dramatic as the time Darth Vader stood up to the Emperor, but with fewer lightning bolts and more... how shall I say... orange glow.

Oh, and that "tight news blackout," brilliant! Why would anyone want Donald to speak freely? Words are dangerous after all! They're like little X-Wings flying into the Death Star of public opinion and destroying it from the inside out. Whew! The last thing we need is another episode of "Donald says something unexpected."

But back to Mark Hamill - this man is a hero, a Jedi of social justice! He draws his lightsaber of satire and stabs straight at the heart of darkness. And Donald, poor old guy, stands there like a confused Stormtrooper who just realized his blaster doesn't work.

As for 2024, oh, Donald, don't worry about it. Who needs a presidency when you can have a reality show? "Donald in Prison" - I can see the ratings going through the roof! It's going to be fantastic, huge, the best television event ever! We're talking Emmy material here, folks. And I, Ronald Tramp, will be the host! We're going to laugh, we're going to cry, it's going to be an emotional roller coaster.

So, my friends, let's "support" Donald. Let him save his "democracy", like a real hero, a martyr of freedom. Maybe he'll get a nice little cell in prison with gold-plated bars, custom-made, you know? One that matches his former glory. And every day we can send him tweets... oh, sorry, I mean X messages.... full of "full and unqualified support".

It's really a win-win: Hamill gets his peace, Donald gets his throne in prison, and we, ladies and gentlemen, get the best entertainment since the Special Edition of "Star Wars." May the farce be with you!