In my early years, I knew I was destined for greatness. While other kids were playing in the sandbox, I founded Ronald's Super-Duper Megalodon Enterprises. Okay, okay, we didn't actually produce anything, but the logo? Spectacular! It was my first step into the world of business.

Tramp Airlines? Amazing! The planes are so innovative they could land in your living room. That's luxury! And who could forget Tramp Steaks? So tender you could eat them with a spoon. But of course, Tramp University was my crown jewel. With my impressive wisdom and brilliant lectures, I inspired thousands of future business people. They were thrilled!

Of course, the envious tried to diminish my fame. They said my businesses were just hot air. But I knew better, and so did the world. Tramp mania was everywhere.

I conquered the world with Tramp Industries, my visionary conglomerate. Tramp Space Travel offered luxurious space travel, while Tramp Technologies promised revolutionary microchip implants for mind control. And let's not forget Tramp Beauty, the chain of spas and beauty clinics offering the elixir of eternal youth. Simply incredible!

Then came politics. Why not? I had achieved everything. The "Alternative Facts Party" was born and I, Ronald Tramp, led it brilliantly. The election campaign was legendary. I promised the citizens of Elmburg everything and more, and they loved me for it. And then, against all expectations, I was elected President of Elmburg.

As president, I made Elmburg great again. Trampville became the new capital. I enforced an "Elmburg first" policy, even if the rest of the world wasn't happy about it. I didn't care. Elmburg should come first! But, of course, there were critics. They said I was too impulsive, too unpredictable. But that only made me more popular.

There was a time when I was hailed as the greatest economist of all time. There was even a Nobel Prize in economics named after me. Fantastic, wasn't it?

But I have to admit, it wasn't always easy. With the Fake News media and the envious people around me, I had to be constantly on my guard. But at the end of the day, I knew I did the best for Elmburg. The era of Tramp mania has just begun and I, Ronald Tramp, will always be at the forefront.

Remember, if you dream big, you can be as big as me. The great, the brilliant, the incomparable Ronald Tramp!