The unrivalled masterpiece: My 1500-page homepage

I, Ronald Tramp, President of Elmburg, have revolutionised the Internet with my 1500-page homepage - a masterpiece that puts everything in the shade. Each page reflects my unrivalled success and wisdom; a digital monument to my greatness. My tweets, shining like gold nuggets of wisdom, have been given a place of honour. This page is not just a source of information, it is a testament to my immeasurable contributions to Elmburg and the world. It is the biggest, the most magnificent website - a…

The GIGANTICEST, LIGHTNINGEST and MOST IMPRESSIVE website conversion the world has ever seen!

You like glitter? So do we! Ronald Tramp is moving his website to the sparkliest server. More speed, more glitter, simply more of everything. ronald-tramp.de will be the shining star of the internet!

Ronald Tramp Makes Elmburg Great Again

I, Ronald Tramp, have just created the absolute best website in Elmburg - it's now over 1000 pages! Everyone is talking about it; it's in four languages - I love languages, they love me! Not only are these pages numerous, they are the most informative, incredible pages - we make Elmburg great with every page! Critics? What do they know? Visit ronald-tramp.de, and see for yourself how I make history!

Ronald Tramp's website now also in Spanish!

I, Ronald Tramp, have done it again - the best website in Elmburg is now also in Spanish! For all our Spanish-speaking friends out there. It's the best translation ever. We are expanding Elmburg's horizons. ¡Vamos, Elmburg!

The greatest thing since sliced bread: Ronald-Tramp.co.uk

It's official, folks. Today Ronald Tramp, the unbeatable, unsurpassable president of the glorious state of Elmburg, unveiled his brand new website ronald-tramp.de. And let me tell you something - it is absolutely spectacular. All the other websites can pack it in. Game over!