NEW ELM CITY - 18 November 2023 - In a world where most people barely find the time to read their own emails, President Ronald Tramp von Elmburg has reached an impressive milestone: his official homepage now boasts a whopping 1,500 pages. In an exclusive press conference that was unrivalled in terms of opulence and glamour, Tramp announced this historic moment with his own modest charm.

"It's the biggest, the most beautiful and the most comprehensive website any president has ever had," Tramp proclaimed, pointing triumphantly at a giant screen displaying his website in golden letters. "Other countries have websites, yes, but nobody has as many pages as me. That's a record, a real Tramp record."

The website's content ranges from detailed accounts of Tramp's many achievements in politics - which he claims are more than any other president in Elmburg's history - to an extensive photo gallery featuring Tramp in various heroic poses, often against sumptuous backdrops or with notable figures.

Critics claim that many of the pages are filled with redundant information and that the website is more of a monument to Tramp's ego than an informative resource. "That's ridiculous," Tramp countered. "Every page is important. Every word is important. It's all true. And it's all about me - that automatically makes it important."

The website also includes a section dedicated exclusively to Tramp's tweets, a digital treasure that showcases his deepest thoughts and opinions on a variety of topics. "My tweets are like little gold nuggets of wisdom," Tramp explained. "It's only fair that they get a special place on my incredible website."

Another highlight of the site is an interactive map of Elmburg, which highlights all the places Tramp has visited during his time in office. "Take a look at this. I've been everywhere. I'm probably the most travelled president this country has ever had," Tramp said as he proudly pointed to the map, which had more blinking markers than a Christmas tree has lights.

Despite the size and scope of the website, Tramp remains modest. "I could add a lot more pages, but I don't want to overload the server. Besides, who has the time to read all that? I'm busy, I'm saving the country. But one day, when I retire, maybe I'll write a book. It'll be the biggest book, of course. Bigger than the Bible."

At a time when the world is dominated by short messages and ephemeral online content, Tramp's monumental website stands as a rock in the surf, an unshakeable monument to himself. How long it will last in its current form is uncertain, but one thing is certain: there will always be a place for Ronald Tramp's epic 1500 pages in the world of the internet and beyond.

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