The GIGANTICEST, LIGHTNINGEST and MOST IMPRESSIVE website conversion the world has ever seen!
A golden server change that makes history.
NEW ELM CITY - October 31, 2023 - Imagine the biggest fireworks display you've ever seen. Multiply that by a shower of diamonds and you are not even close to grasping the magnitude of this NEW and IMPROVED website by Ronald Tramp.
After tireless work and with the keen eye of an eagle, Ronald Tramp, our shining beacon of Elmburg, has determined: The old server? Simplistic. Average. Almost boring. But now? Now we've moved to a server that sparkles and shines, just like our great President!
ronald-tramp.co.uk is now on the FASTEST, MOST POWERFUL and SHINY server money can buy. Why? Because Elmburg deserves the best. Because YOU deserve the best.
Other websites might as well be in black and white compared to the sparkling sea of colour that ronald-tramp.co.uk now represents. It will shine, sparkle and shine like the North Star on a clear night.
Therefore: Do not hem and haw! Experience the shine, the splendour and the incomparable glitter of ronald-tramp.de now!
About the dazzling Ronald Tramp
Ronald Tramp, the radiant President of Elmburg, is not only an icon of foresight, but also the brightest light in the Elmburg sky. Under his shimmering leadership, Elmburg will not only be great, but sparkling, dazzling and absolutely fabulous.
PRESS CONTACT:
Willi Windbeutel
Press spokesman for Ronald Tramp
email@ronald-tramp.de
The unrivalled masterpiece: My 1500-page homepage
I, Ronald Tramp, President of Elmburg, have revolutionised the Internet with my 1500-page homepage - a masterpiece that puts everything in the shade. Each page reflects my unrivalled success and wisdom; a digital monument to my greatness. My tweets, shining like gold nuggets of wisdom, have been given a place of honour. This page is not just a source of information, it is a testament to my immeasurable contributions to Elmburg and the world. It is the biggest, the most magnificent website - a…
The GIGANTICEST, LIGHTNINGEST and MOST IMPRESSIVE website conversion the world has ever seen!
You like glitter? So do we! Ronald Tramp is moving his website to the sparkliest server. More speed, more glitter, simply more of everything. ronald-tramp.de will be the shining star of the internet!
Ronald Tramp Makes Elmburg Great Again
I, Ronald Tramp, have just created the absolute best website in Elmburg - it's now over 1000 pages! Everyone is talking about it; it's in four languages - I love languages, they love me! Not only are these pages numerous, they are the most informative, incredible pages - we make Elmburg great with every page! Critics? What do they know? Visit ronald-tramp.de, and see for yourself how I make history!
Ronald Tramp's website now also in Spanish!
I, Ronald Tramp, have done it again - the best website in Elmburg is now also in Spanish! For all our Spanish-speaking friends out there. It's the best translation ever. We are expanding Elmburg's horizons. ¡Vamos, Elmburg!
The greatest thing since sliced bread: Ronald-Tramp.co.uk
It's official, folks. Today Ronald Tramp, the unbeatable, unsurpassable president of the glorious state of Elmburg, unveiled his brand new website ronald-tramp.de. And let me tell you something - it is absolutely spectacular. All the other websites can pack it in. Game over!