Contact
E-mail: genie@ronald-tramp.de
Phone: +1 111-111-1111
Disclaimer:
This incredible website is a masterpiece of satire and is solely for the admiration of my own brilliance. Any resemblance to real people or places is purely coincidental and only shows how much the world would benefit from my existence. I take no responsibility for hurt feelings, weakened egos or incompetent losers who cannot understand my great humour.
Copyright:
All text, images and other content on this website are created by my ingenious hand and are subject to the indisputable copyright of Ronald F. Tramp. Reproduction or use of this content without my permission is an act of cowardice and theft. However, I might be generous and allow you to share my quotes on Twitter as long as you call me the best president ever.
Privacy:
Your information is in the best hands with me because I have the best hands. I treat your information with the same care as I treat my tax returns. I will use it to confirm your admiration for me and to further increase my personal wealth. I also reserve the right to share your information with my great allies, including Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin.
Other:
This website is a tribute to my undeniable genius, enormous success and extraordinary style. If you can't understand my satirical posts, I strongly recommend you upgrade your brain and build a Trump Tower for your humour. Remember that I am the winner and this website is proof that the world would be lost without me.
