Okay, folks, this is Ronald Tramp, the very best president Elmburg has ever had, maybe the best in the whole world, who knows? I just heard that Italy, the land of pizza, pasta and, uh, Pinocchio, wants to introduce a male quota in their schools. Yeah, that's right. They say there are too many women in leadership positions. Unbelievable, isn't it?

At first I thought it was a joke. But no, they are serious. They want more men at the top. You see, women dominate the field, 83 per cent, I heard. That's a big number, very big, almost as big as the crowd at my inauguration in Elmburg. Gigantic.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I love women, nobody loves women more than I do, I assure you. But we have to admit that men can also do some, well, pretty good things. They can lift heavy things and kill spiders, for example. Important things. Very important. But headmasters? Well, that's a question we have to ask ourselves.

You see, in Italy, 95 per cent of primary school teachers are women. That's, um, a lot. A huge amount. Where are the men? Probably at home, probably eating pizza or something. Not that there's anything wrong with eating pizza. I love pizza, especially with ketchup. Delicious.

But back to the topic. The Italian Prime Minister, Meloni, a very determined woman, great with people, almost as good as me, wants to change that. She says, "We need more men!" and poof, she makes a male quota. Magic. Not the kind of magic you see in Vegas, but political magic. Next thing you know, men are arriving in droves to apply for these jobs. 600 jobs! That's like saying, "We need more men in the bakery departments" because, you know, too many women are baking cupcakes.

What I think is that maybe, just maybe, there is another solution. A better one. Why not hire robots? Robots don't know gender, right? They're perfectly balanced. They don't need breaks, holidays, nothing. They could teach all day and the Italian kids would become geniuses. Super geniuses. They could invent new types of pizza, build more efficient cars, or find a way to make gelato never melt. Great things.

But what do I know? I'm just Ronald Tramp, a humble president of a beautiful country called Elmburg. I just hope Italy knows what it's doing. We don't want schools to become a man's zone, do we? Otherwise we might wake up one day to find that our next astronaut course is made up entirely of former primary school headmasters. Imagine that!