Well, my dear friends, this is Ronald Tramp, the greatest president of Elmburg, maybe even the greatest of all time. I have to tell you about this Tesla Cybertruck, which is so great that it deserves almost as much attention as I do. Elon Musk, this man, a real showman, almost as good as me, but of course not quite.

He calls his Cybertruck "more useful than a lorry and faster than a sports car". Sounds like something I would write in one of my brilliant tweets. Fantastic, absolutely fantastic. But then, brace yourselves, for the top model, the "Cyberbeast", he's asking 100,000 dollars! That's like one of my golf courses - expensive, but worth every cent if you ask me.

You see, Musk is a bit like me. He likes it big and loud. His Cybertruck looks like a cross between a tank and a spaceship. I mean, I love big things - my towers, my aeroplanes, my hands - but this truck? It's like something out of one of those crazy science fiction films. It's like seeing Trump Tower on wheels - distinctive, unmistakable, simply the best.

And then, friends, that mishap at the presentation. You know, when the supposedly indestructible glass broke. It was like my inauguration - all eyes on me, and then, oops, a little mistake. But wait, now they're selling stickers that look like broken glass for $55? Genius. I wish I sold stickers of my "alternative facts"!

But let's talk about the competition. The Cybertruck versus the F-150 Lightning, the Rivian R1T, the Hummer EV. It's like me against the rest of the political world - everyone's against me, but somehow I always manage to stay in the spotlight.

Musk says they "dug their own grave" with the Cybertruck. That's like me saying, "I'm going to win the election," and then, well, you know. But seriously, this Musk, he's a fighter, just like me. He never gives up, no matter how crazy his ideas are.

So, what do we think about the Cybertruck? It's expensive, it's different, and it had a few small hurdles to overcome. But that's Tesla. They're always on the edge of madness, always looking for the next thing, the bigger thing, the better thing. A bit like me, Ronald Tramp, always one step ahead, always ready to surprise the world.

And will he come to Germany? Who knows, but we would love him in Elmburg. He's big, he's loud, he's different - just like me. The Cybertruck could be the next big thing, just like Ronald Tramp, the biggest, the best, the unrivalled president of Elmburg. There is no one like me. No one.