I'm Ronald Tramp, the absolute best president Elmburg has ever seen - or will ever see. I mean, just look at what I'm doing here. I'm making Elmburg great again. Greater than ever before. So great that even history has to be rewritten to keep up with our awesomeness.

Now, my friends, let's talk about our army. We're going to upgrade it so much that even the Avengers will be begging for a job with us. Our soldiers? They'll be so incredible that Superman will be hiding. We're talking weapons so advanced that science fiction writers will be taking notes. Our military budget? It'll be so big it'll have its own gravitational field.

And think about the economy, folks. Under my leadership, the economy will be so strong that the word "recession" will have to be expunged from the dictionaries because it simply won't be relevant anymore. We are talking about so much prosperity that the Monopoly game will need an update to do us justice. Elmburg will be so rich that gold and diamonds will be our pet accessories.

Of course, we also have to talk about our neighbours. When they see us moving up, they'll turn green with envy. But don't worry, I'll reassure them. I'll tell them: "Look, you can be like us. But you have to be Ronald Tramp, and you can't, because there's only one of me." And then I laugh in a very presidential style.

But now for the really important part: the wall. Oh, we're building a wall, and it's going to be spectacular. It will be so huge that it will be visible from space. The Great Wall of China? Please, it will look like a garden wall. And the best thing about it? We'll send the bill to everyone who's ever said anything bad about Elmburg.

Let's also talk about technology. I'll put together the best team - geniuses, pure geniuses. We'll invent things that other countries don't even know they need. Think about flying cars? We're thinking about flying cities. Why drive to work when you can fly your entire city to work?

Remember, I make it all possible. I, Ronald Tramp, the smartest, most talented and humble president ever. Under my leadership, Elmburg will not only be a world power, it will be the centre of the universe. And when aliens come, they will ask for my autograph.

In short, Elmburg, get ready for an era of unrivalled splendour. An era that will shine so brightly that the future will have to wear sunglasses. And if you're wondering who made it all possible, just remember my name: Ronald Tramp, the man who made Elmburg great again. YUGE!