Amazon's "stingy is cool" moment: Why not vouchers for bananas?
Influencers worldwide are flooding Amazon with gratitude for the generous offer of $25 per video - they are already planning how they will invest their wealth.
Well, folks, I, Ronald Tramp, President of the great country of Elmburg, just had to laugh when I heard that. Amazon, that 'giant', is offering people just $25 a video. I mean, I knew Amazon was skimping, but this? That's like charging a penny for a packet of fries in Elmburg. Just ridiculous!
You want to be like TikTok? Haha! I heard that TikTok wants to sell $20 billion worth of products this year. Twenty billion! And what is Amazon offering? Peanuts. It's like trying to race a bike against a race car.
Some of these influencers, you know, the modern rock stars, have been like, "LOL, no thanks." I can totally understand them. If you normally get $300 a photo, why would you work for $25? It's like offering me a dollar to run the country. I wouldn't do that. Ever.
Now Amazon is trying to reinvent the wheel with their "Inspire" thing, and they're not even close. But you know what? TikTok has problems too. They want to ban it in Montana, and in France? They're on the verge of a total ban. It's a mess out there, a total mess.
But back to Amazon. I mean, I love shopping as much as the next guy. But this? With this offer? It's like going to a luxury restaurant and only getting a cracker. Amazon better wake up. I'd say it's time to rethink the deal, Jeff. But what do I know? I'm only the president of Elmburg.
Sticking in the wrong place? That's called fake blocking!
So, these climate stickers from Regensburg, great people, really. They wanted to save the world again and block a road. But, and now brace yourselves, the road was already blocked! It's almost like building a wall where one already stands. I love it!
Scholz's lost calendar: Real mistake or #FakeNews?
Olaf Scholz, the 'great' German Chancellor, has a small memory problem - or maybe a big one? Emails show that an important meeting is missing from the calendar. Scholz and the Warburg Bank: what are they not trying to tell us?
Russia blows it, Elmburg shows it!
As Russia's "Luna-25" fails miserably, Elmburg's president, Ronald Tramp, has a clear message: "It wouldn't have happened under my leadership!" Tramp, known for his distinctive style, offers insights into what he calls "the biggest spaceflight failure of all time".
"Flight mode" Baerbock: When the journey becomes a metaphor!
Annalena Baerbock is experiencing the aviation version of "two steps forward, one step back", only without the steps forward. International media ask themselves: Is this the new German "running gag" in foreign policy?