Well, folks, you won't believe it. Ronald Tramp here, the wonderful president of the amazing country of Elmburg. I've just heard about these climate bludgers. Honestly, some people call them "climate bludgers" because they always seem to get stuck in the wrong places!

Imagine going out to block a major road - and it's already blocked! I mean, who does that? I have built many roads in Elmburg, and I assure you, they are always open. Those climate stickers in Regensburg, they wanted to block the road to the BMW plant. BMW, great cars by the way, absolutely fantastic. But these people, they sit on an already closed bridge. Ingenious, isn't it?

People came by and said, "Hey, do you know that nobody drives along here anyway?", and these geniuses - they just sat there, some of them even stuck. I heard that the police had to take some of them away. Honestly, they could have saved themselves the trouble, just waited until the end of the sanitation work.

And then we have this person, "Climate Shakira" or something, who really believes that BMW is deliberately destroying the planet. I love entrepreneurship, guys. BMW does great business. But this Arne, who came from Berlin - Berlin, great city, but not as great as Elmburg - stuck his neck out and said it was his future that was being screwed. Maybe he should start sticking in real places!

They must be planning more protests in Munich. I suggest maybe they make a plan first. You know, like I always do. Elmburg is great because we have plans. Those climate gluts could maybe learn from us.

In summary, I've met a lot of people, but these climate glues, they're really special. I can't wait to see where they will stick next. It's always good to have something to laugh about!