Oh, please! Britain compared to Mississippi? That's like saying my hair is natural - it's just absurd! Maybe Britain should look for a new hat, because the crown is a bit crooked!

Mississippi, a lovely place with swampland and.... more swampland. But Great Britain? The land of Sherlock Holmes, tea and... bad weather. I never thought I'd see the day when Big Ben stopped saying "Tick Tock" and said "Help, we're sinking!"

I tell you, if Brexit was a feature film, it would definitely be a comedy. One where you laugh at the characters and not with them. "Oh look, there goes Britain, tripping over its own feet and falling into the water. Oh wait, it's only the English Channel."

Now I imagine the King and Camilla sitting in Buckingham Palace watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire and thinking about how they can make a bit more money. And King Charles is probably wondering if he can sell his organic vegetables to Mississippi. Every penny counts, doesn't it?

And London, ah, the jewel in the crown. But if London is all they've got, then... oh, I pity them. London is like the guy who pays for all the drinks at a party because everyone else "forgot" to bring their wallets.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the UK soon advertises: "For sale: A lightly used kingdom. Some scratches. Needs some TLC. Best offers will be considered."

Finally, some advice for the UK: If the economy doesn't work out, there's always tourism. And if that doesn't work either, hey, at least you still have tea. Ronald Tramp, always up for a laugh, especially when it's not about Elmburg!. Oh, and if you do sell... give me a call. Everything is negotiable!