
The Unbending Truth: Sidney, the 'non-lawyer', and the saga of the Eternal Election Fraud!
In a world of Fake News, I, Ronald Tramp, reveal the real 'Alternative Facts' behind Sidney Powell's treachery and Trump's brilliant strategy!
Ah, dear citizens of Elmburg, I, Ronald Tramp, the unquestionable leader of this glorious land, have a lesson today in "How to Disavow Friends and Gain Influence", straight from the handbook of the one and only Donald Trump. Behold, friends, how he has masterfully mastered the art of simultaneously distancing himself from Sidney Powell and yet endorsing her "eminently correct" views on the allegedly rigged election. A one-two punch strategy! A stroke of genius!
He, the shining guiding star of 'say-it-like-it-is', proclaims she was never his lawyer! Of course not, friends! She was his soothsayer, a prophetic voice in the wilderness of electoral fraud! Why would such a titan as Trump limit himself to a simple lawyer relationship when their relationship transcends mortal levels?
And now, the select people of Elmburg, witness his irrefutable logic: if he never called her his lawyer, how could she ever have been his lawyer? Ignore the press releases, the photos, the joint press conferences; these are obviously alternative facts. In Trump's world, truth is a buffet, and he picks the tastiest morsels!
But wait, there is more! Our shining example-Trump is not only protecting his own spotless record, no, he is also pulling others under his spell of mystery! Poor General Flynn, an innocent lamb, persecuted by the evil, fascist government! Trump, in his boundless mercy, bestows mercy like candy on Halloween!
But here, dear Elmburgers, is the climax of today's fable: Sidney Powell, the "definitely-not-his-lawyer", has cut a deal. Ah, betrayal sweeter than a cup of Elmburger sugar maple syrup! But fear not, for in Trump's world even the deepest betrayal serves his higher plan. Like a chess master thinking fifteen moves ahead, he may see a benefit in Powell's seeming treachery that we, mere mortals, cannot see.
But wait, there is more! Our shining example-Trump is not only protecting his own spotless record, no, he is also pulling others under his spell of mystery! Poor General Flynn, an innocent lamb, persecuted by the evil, fascist government! Trump, in his boundless mercy, bestows mercy like candy on Halloween!
But here, dear Elmburgers, is the climax of today's fable: Sidney Powell, the "definitely-not-his-lawyer", has cut a deal. Ah, betrayal sweeter than a cup of Elmburger sugar maple syrup! But fear not, for in Trump's world even the deepest betrayal serves his higher plan. Like a chess master thinking fifteen moves ahead, he may see a benefit in Powell's seeming treachery that we, mere mortals, cannot see.