Dear Elmburg! Ronald Tramp here - the best president Elmburg has ever had, I can assure you. I've heard a few things about this "wunderkind" Greta Thunberg and her little climate band. But let me tell you what I really think.

At first I thought Greta was just a normal young girl worried about trees. But now that she's posting photos of herself with placards and leaving out the important parts of the story - I mean, what's up? I thought she was a climate activist, not a political analyst. Maybe she should stick to what she knows, which is.... well, I'm not sure what exactly she knows.

And then there's this "Fridays for Future" movement. I hear they talk about "genocide" and "apartheid state". Sounds to me like they use a lot of big words without really knowing what they mean. It's like someone who wants to build a big, beautiful building without having a plan - doesn't look good.

I like to keep things simple. Greta and her group either need to check their facts or rest on what they are good at - at the moment I'm not sure what that is.

I have heard that some in Germany are standing up and saying the right thing. Good for them! But I agree with Joseph Schuster - a little distancing is not enough. If you make a mistake, do like Ronald Tramp - never admit it! No, I'm joking. But really, they should clearly distance themselves from these radical views.

I know that I am the best builder, but I have to admit that I am not a climate expert. But one thing I know for sure is that when you are in a debate, you should make sure you have all the facts and not just the ones that fit your little agenda.

Elmburg first! And let's find real solutions to real problems. And maybe Greta can go back to school in the meantime and learn a few things about the real world.