
Tramp's Kristallkugel: Deutschland triumphiert und ich wusste es!
Natürlich habe ich es vorhergesehen! Wer sonst? Deutschland wirft Körbe, aber ich werfe die besten Tweets.
I, Ronald Tramp, the very best president Elmburg has ever had - really, I am the best - have seen the most incredible basketball victory ever. Germany is now world champion! Who would have thought that? Me! Only me. I've always known it.
Dennis Schröder is raising this dazzling trophy to the sky, and all I could think was, "Wow, this guy may not have fantastic hair like me, but he can play basketball!" And that shower of confetti! I love confetti. Maybe even more than I love walls. That's saying something.
Dirk Nowitzki posted on X. X! Who else uses that? Probably only people who don't know that Elmburg's own social media platform - TrampChat - is the very best. Really.
Eight wins in eight games? That's like signing the perfect trade deal eight times in a row. But of course, not as impressive as anything I do in Elmburg. Still, not bad, Germany.
The German support was impressive. Public viewings everywhere! I bet it was almost as big as my inauguration. Almost. And then this duel against Serbia. My good friend, the president of Serbia, told me they would win. Well, I told him, "Watch out, Germany might surprise you!" And I was right. As usual.