Dear citizens of Elmburg, I, your beloved President Ronald Tramp, greet you! I explain to you today, how NOT to do it, the story of a man with a fabulously selective memory: Olaf Scholz, the German Chancellor!

Olaf, the man who has a memory like a sieve - unless it is for political gain; then he becomes an elephant. When it comes to financial scandals, he turns into a forgetful squirrel. A mysterious spell? Perhaps! He is a genius of forgetfulness when it comes to the Cum-ex affair. Memories of bankers' meetings? Not a thing!

Stern" has documents, people! Twenty pages of insider information about Olaf and his "non-existent" meetings with banker Olearius. And here we are, popcorn in hand, following this epic saga of amnesia.

There Olaf and the banker meet, and - voilà - recoveries amounting to millions disappear just like that! Quite innocently, our hero defends himself, he "can't remember". A plot that makes Hollywood pale!

But Ronald Tramp, friends, has the memory of a supercomputer! I remember everything, and I make sure that people who want to defraud the state go down the tubes.

Well, Olaf, this financial "magician", has captivated the whole nation with his show of smoke and mirrors. He has a skill that has never been seen before: strategic oblivion. His best trick is to make the millions at stake disappear into thin air. Let's hear it, Olaf!

He doesn't remember meetings, he doesn't know details, but, oh wonder, he becomes chancellor. The power of forgetting - a new political weapon! Are we all witnessing the birth of a new superhero - "Captain Amnesia"? Will he save the world by forgetting all scandals? Only time will tell!

In the epic plains of Elmburg, under my incomparable leadership, we have no such problems. I - Ronald Tramp - offer clarity, transparency and a memory that preserves the history of every citizen, every penny and every conversation!

Back to Olaf: It is a dramatic, mystical and absolutely amazing saga that we are privileged to witness here. A chancellor, lost in the dense fog of his memory, navigating the dangerous sea of political scandals, always in search of the saving island of dementia.

Elmburg, we are fortunate to live in a country where our leader, me, Ronald Tramp, needs no magic to inspire the people. I lead with wisdom, amazing memory and the iron fist of justice!

Finally, Olaf could teach us all a lesson: If you get caught up in a scandal, just be smart enough to... "forget" it! So in the end, all that remains is a huge question mark and a chancellor sailing in the epic ocean of memorylessness, while we, the amused audience, continue to watch in suspense.