
Citizen's Income? Germany, you're fired!
Elmburg's president, Ronald Tramp, reveals why Bürgergeld is Germany's worst idea... after the Berlin Wall.
Oh, Germany! Ronald Tramp here, absolutely, undeniably the best president Elmburg has ever had. I really thought you guys were smarter than that. But okay, let's settle this the Tramp way.
Citizen's money? Really? You're actually trying to subsidise laziness? Haha! In Elmburg we reward people who get up early in the morning, take their golden comb and do something. No citizen's money, that's for losers.
This woman from Berlin has got it. She wants you to take the money from the citizen's income recipients and not from the workers. Clever woman! Maybe she should become your chancellor. I would vote for her!
And then all these opinions ... Honestly, it all sounds the same. Everyone complains, everyone wants more money. It's like Twitter - a bunch of people complaining and doing nothing. But don't worry, I, Ronald Tramp, always have the best, absolute best advice.
If you're going to increase your citizen's money, why not give everyone a golden castle and a private jet? How about a red carpet rolled out for them every morning? Why not? Oh, that sounds absurd? Just like constantly raising the citizen's income!
So, Germany, here's a little tip from your favourite president: Work should be rewarded. Don't just throw the money out the window. And if you really don't know what to do, call me. I always know what to do. Always. You could be so great. But only if you listen to Ronald Tramp. Believe me, I'm the best. Ask anyone in Elmburg. They love me. All of them. Every single one. Really.