So there I sit in my lavish palace in Elmburg, the best palace ever, of course, with golden taps and - just as an aside - water from the purest Elmburg springs. As I gaze into the distance through my gilded telescope, I see Greta Thunberg walking around Sweden's streets protesting - guess what? Surprise!

Honestly, if I got an Elmburger Taler every time Greta protested, I'd be even richer. Oh, wait a minute, I'm already the richest person in Elmburg, thanks to my businesses. You know, the best businesses!

But back to our Swedish friend. It's like watching a rerun of "Protests with Greta". Episode 1: Greta blocks traffic. Episode 2: Greta ignores police orders. Episode 3: Greta goes to court... and guess what? Episode 4: It's all over again!

Now I'm not a big fan of repeats. In Elmburg we only have original shows, the best shows, no repeats. But I have to say, Greta, that's pretty brave... or just plain forgetful. Maybe she should install a note app on her phone. Oh wait, she probably doesn't use a mobile phone to save CO2. Well played, Greta.

I'm currently thinking about starting a new reality show in Elmburg: "Greta's court adventures". Every week a new judge, a new fine, and Greta with a new poster. I bet the ratings would be phenomenal. Maybe I should produce this. After all, I only produce hits.

I have to say, though, it's kind of admirable. The perseverance, the tenacity. If Greta can put that kind of energy into... let's say, her own TV station, who knows? Maybe she would become the new media mogul of Sweden. But instead she stands on the street and sings the song "How dare you?"

But, you know, Greta, Elmburg is listening. We all listen. Maybe not always in the way you want us to, but we listen. We listen to you block traffic, we listen to you ignore police orders, and yes, we will listen when you are in court. Maybe not live, but certainly on repeat.

In conclusion, I, Ronald Tramp, am always in favour of freedom of expression. Even if that opinion consists of constant repetition. Greta, I hope one day you can find another way to spread your message. Maybe a podcast? "The Daily Climate Rant with Greta". Sounds like a hit!

In the meantime, Greta, take care of yourself and try to take police orders a little more seriously. After all, they're there to help... or at least to keep the traffic flowing. And if you ever need advice or a producer for your show, you know where to find me - in Elmburg, the best country in the world!