Ah, America, America. The land of unlimited possibilities. And what possibilities! The possibility of storming a Capitol in broad daylight. The possibility of causing such mayhem that even I, Ronald Tramp von Elmburg, think, "Well, at least we're not so badly off!" And now, this glorious news about Peter Navarro. What a celebration!

Does anyone remember when "Trump team" stood for success and "winning"? Well, neither do I. It seems that everyone who has joined Trump's golden troop has turned into a human breakdown show. And Navarro, my dear, you are in the spotlight now!

Peter, Peter, Peter... I didn't think anyone could stoop so low, but you've proven that anything is possible - especially in the Trump administration! He refused to testify before an investigating committee? Why? Was he afraid his hair wouldn't look as good as Trump's? Or maybe he was afraid he would be asked why he tried to fool the voters so many times. Oh, Peter, you should know that in politics, everything comes out. And in your case, pretty quickly!

And what about that "executive privilege"? Peter, just because you've heard the word "executive" around Trump a few times doesn't mean you can use it to get out of a jam. Judge Mehta seemed amused. I imagine he had to stifle a laugh when Navarro made that pathetic attempt.

But wait, it gets even better! There's also Steve Bannon, the king of bad-decision making. Four months in jail? Well, that sounds like a summer camp experience for him! And of course he has appealed. Steve, dear Steve, the only place you should appeal is to a good barber.

Now, dear citizens of Elmburg, imagine all of us gathering in front of our lovely Elmburg television and watching this American reality show that is better than any episode of The Apprentice. It's gleeful, it's funny, it's.... America!

The real irony in all of this? All this drama, all this comedy, all this.... Show - it has revolved around trying to stop the confirmation of Joe Biden's presidency. Well, we all know how that turned out.

In Elmburg we have a saying: "He who laughs last laughs best." And I, Ronald Tramp, President of the great land of Elmburg, am certainly laughing now. Trump, Navarro, Bannon.... you have really entertained us. Thank you for that! And for all of you on the Trump team who think you're untouchable: The show is not over yet. There's always next season, and I can't wait to see it!