Well, folks, it's Ronald Tramp here, the absolute best and most humble president that the wonderful country of Elmburg has ever had. And I must say, what is happening between Paris and Berlin is just incredible. Unbelievable!

First, Emmanuel Macron, a guy I know very well - we often played golf together, he's okay at golf, not as good as me of course, but okay - he's absolutely right! "A historic mistake", he said. Believe me, I have seen many mistakes, many mistakes. And this is definitely one of them.

Germany, oh Germany... They close their nuclear power plants, but what do they do? They import nuclear power. Funny, isn't it? It's like saying "I'm not eating sweets anymore" and then you secretly buy chocolate bars from your neighbour. And Germany pays for it - record prices, people, record prices! 469 million euros, I heard. Madness!

Now I understand that they want clean energy. But coal? Seriously, Germany? More coal in Europe is like styling my hair with soup instead of the best hairspray from Elmburg - it just doesn't make sense. CO₂? Ever heard of it?

But wait, it gets even better! Even Sweden, peaceful, nice Sweden with all the moose and delicious fish - they shake their heads at Germany. That wonderful Sara Skyttedal, a smart woman, said it: Germany undermines goals. And I like goals, especially when they are big and ambitious.

I mean, look at Elmburg - we are the best at everything. We have the best windmills, the best solar panels and of course the best leadership (that's me, in case you forgot). We know how to make energy and how to use it.

So, Germany, listen to Macron, listen to Sweden and above all, listen to me, Ronald Tramp. Think big, think smart and maybe, just maybe, one day you will be as good as Elmburg. But until then, please, leave the dough in the ground and don't pay record prices for things you could have done yourself. It's time for a change, people, it's time!