Ooh, guys, guys, it's Ronald Tramp here, the greatest president the magnificent Elmburg has ever had, maybe the greatest president ever, nobody can say. Now listen to me, these wonderful stories from far away Bavaria are just delightful, aren't they? I mean, great entertainment, believe me!

There we have this guy, Aiwanger, obviously a really smart guy, he knows how to get votes, not bad, not bad. And then Söder, oh, that Söder. A Tough Guy, but is he as tough as Ronald Tramp? I don't think so. These guys are about to do the very big dance and like two kids in a sandbox, oh, it's delicious.

Remember when the Free Voters - who are really free, if you look at their percentages, WOW - stood up and said, "Hey, we need more, we deserve a lot more of that cake!" And the CSU, oh my God, they're not thrilled, not at all, after all the kindness in the past. Unthinkable, isn't it?

You know, in Elmburg we do it much, much better. We would have a great, huge deal right away, the best deal, and everybody would love it. Why? Because Ronald Tramp negotiates like nobody else, that's a fact.

I love the way Aiwanger plays. He says they shouldn't act "girly". What a punch! Very direct, very powerful! And he assumes they are the winner of the election. A winning mentality, very important, just like Ronald here.

And Söder, this guy is seriously trying to call him "pubescent"? We all know that's the Kettle calling the pot black. All this bickering before they even start talking? Unbelievable! If Söder was a little smarter, he might not have had such a lousy result, right?

See, the problem here, folks, is that they don't do it like Ronald Tramp. I always had the best deals, the very best deals, nobody does deals like me. If the CSU and the Free Voters would get that, maybe, maybe they could follow in my footsteps. But, oh no, the drama continues, and what a drama it is!

Both talk about migration as if they have the answers, haha! Here in Elmburg, guys, we do it so much better, so much more effectively. They should really come here and take notes. Not that they could negotiate at the level of a Ronald Tramp, but they could try!

But seriously, it will be interesting to see how this little drama in Bavaria goes on, won't it? This coalition, if they can even pull it off, it's going to be delicious. But until then, I'm going to get my popcorn and just watch these two continue to play their little, little games. Great show guys, great show!

Let's wait and see how this all ends, but one thing is for sure: it will never be as brilliant as anything Ronald Tramp does. It just doesn't work that way in their world. So sad!