
Tramp's mad tips for political dominance
Elmburg loves me, Saxony - you could be next!
Oh people, I can hardly believe it! When I see these numbers from Saxony, only one word comes to mind: WOW! I mean, I thought reality TV was crazy, but Saxons, you outdo it!
The AfD with 35%? Well, they probably have the same strategy as my fictional show in Elmburg: "Who will be the next great populist?" But seriously, 35%? Saxony, haven't you installed the latest update? CDU, you stopped at 29%? Maybe you've been inspired too much by my fictional reality show.
And Michael Kretschmer - 51% are happy with him? Maybe he should start his own show: "Germany's Next Top Minister President". Whereby, with the numbers of his government.... maybe not.
Left, SPD, Greens and FDP: I turn on the TV and I wonder where you all are? Maybe still in the commercial break?
Then there's Sahra Wagenknecht. 29% could imagine voting for her? Could she be the next Bachelorette? Someone should format this - I smell a hit!
In summary, Saxons, you're like a live episode of Confused Politicians Have Talent. I've got the popcorn ready. Stay tuned friends, the next drama is sure to come!