My dear, genial Elmburgers! I, Ronald Tramp, your greatest and by far most humble president, had to say something about this little ARD censorship debate! What a fuss! Honestly!

So, ARD decided to put a warning on a classic like "Familie Heinz Becker". Probably because people don't know how to use a TV properly these days. But don't worry, I, Ronald Tramp, the king of technology, can teach you. Quite simply.

Gerd Dudenhöffer said that satire polarises. Well, really? Did he learn that from me? Did you know that I invented the word "polarise" in Elmburg? Of course you did, I say it all the time!

These warnings are like including instructions for using a spoon. "Caution, may contain soup!" Yes, dear ARD, we get it!

I get it, the world is changing and we should be sensitive. But honestly, if you put a warning before satire, maybe you should put one before my hairdo. "Attention! This hairstyle may cause shock in its unique form." Sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

And then there are those politicians who give their opinions. Of course, it's their duty to bitch about anything and everything. But you know what? If it were up to me, I would put a warning label before politicians' speeches. "Attention! This speech may contain traces of boredom."

In summary, dear Elmburgers, stay true to yourselves and do not be irritated by such warnings. Because in Elmburg, under my brilliant leadership, we know how to laugh without being warned! Believe me, it will be great!