Dear citizens of Elmburg, this is your President Ronald Tramp. What a story, isn't it? These police - I'm telling you, they're the best of the best, very impressive. That thing about the wrong address... who doesn't make a mistake? Who? Look at me, I never make mistakes, but other people do.

You have this Matthias H., 62 years old - great guy, great, I tell you - with his pressure washer, probably cleans better than anyone else, he could have worked for me, but that's another topic. So he's standing there, not suspecting anything bad, and then - BOOM - the police, speeding past him, with their little toys, the rapid-fire rifles, apparently want to give him a good scare. What an effort, what a show, fantastic!

Of course, you immediately think: 'That's surely because he's cleaned up the pavement so much that it just blew the policemen away!' But no, my friends, no. There's a misunderstanding. They didn't want him for his pressure washer, they thought he was another guy - a guy with a gun. A little mistake in communication, tiny little. Like that game, whisper mail, you know the one.

They are trying to get into his house - and that, dear people, is commitment, pure commitment. These people work hard, even if it's the wrong address. And Matthias, he's so smart, so incredibly smart - he just opens the door because he thinks, 'Hey, I don't want them to break my door.' He's a genius, a real genius, and what does he get in return? Guns in his face, I tell you!

And this police spokesman, Andrzej Rydzik, a young man, says, 'Oh, it was a mistake, our mistake, but we called the ambulance because we're nice people.' So charming, so professional. And they drive on, to the right address this time, and they have a good chat with the real gun man and then they take him to the doctor. Great work, really great work.

Matthias H., poor guy, was so shocked that his sugar levels plummeted - can you blame him? He must have thought he'd landed in an action film. A real adventure, that's what it was. But I know what you're thinking: 'Will he be angry? Is he going to sue?' No! He's saying, 'The cops were stressed out.' What generosity, unbelievable.

And the police chief, a woman, of course, very talented, apologises. What a story, isn't it? Great people, all together, just great. And the police investigate themselves - wow, that's democracy! That's how you do it. Here in Elmburg, we put it away, we have a sense of humour, we don't let it get us down.

Ladies and gentlemen, that's how things work here. We make mistakes, big mistakes, but we tackle it, we solve the problems. And at the end of the day, we are all friends. This is Elmburg, the best country in the world!