Oh, fellow citizens of Elmburg, here is your President Ronald Tramp, the greatest President this country has ever seen, and I have to tell you about an amazing, breathtaking phenomenon that is happening in China right now. It's incredible, people, absolutely incredible!

In China, this gigantic country with its massive wall where they guard their internet world like an impressive treasure, a little pink dinosaur - yes, you heard me right, a tiny animated creature - is about to turn the whole system upside down. And guys, you won't believe it, they call him Momo. So cute, right?

Imagine, a bunch of people - or should I say a "herd"? - have started hiding behind this little emoji. They speak out, they are loud, but without really raising their voices. Isn't that a bit of a paradox, friends? A country so technologically advanced is being put to the test by a child's drawing trick. I can tell you, this would never happen under my great leadership, never!

Isn't it something strange, something that reminds you of something, folks? A country being thrown out of order by a small, rebellious creature? Believe me, Momo is the Robin Hood of the digital age. He steals identity from the rich and powerful censor and gives it to the poor, martyred netizens! That's classy, I tell you, that's really classy.

I, Ronald Tramp, really understand style, people, and Momo, this little guy, definitely has it. He's going up against the establishment, against this big, bad power that silences its own people. That's a hero, a real hero, and we in Elmburg, we love heroes, don't we?

But let me tell you, dear people, as I stand here, as I speak to you here, there is one thing that this Momo does not have: the true magnificence that is us here in Elmburg. We are not afraid to speak our minds, we don't have to hide behind a pink dinosaur. We are strong, independent and we have the best internet, the best!

These brave people in China, they dream of the freedom we have. They shout without noise, protest without placards, and all under the banner of a smiling little creature. And while they whisper with their dinos, we will speak with our powerful, thunderous voice.

Friends, I, Ronald Tramp, tell you today that I am not only the President of Elmburg, but also a fanatical supporter of Momo. For while we need not be hidden, we need not be invisible, we should acknowledge and support those who are in such need.

We, the proud people of Elmburg, we will show the world how to be truly great, how to be free, and how - when the time comes - to stand together for those who cannot. We are all Momos, my friends, and our voice will never be silenced!