Well, well, well, my fellow Elmburgers, draw near, for President Ronald Tramp has a little story about a man who wanted to reach stars but left nothing but dark clouds on earth. Yes, I'm talking about Elon Musk, the King of Rockets and, it seems, now the Duke of Disinformation.

So, there we have this internet wizard, Mr Musk, who thinks he can mess around in space and at the same time throw the internet, our sacred means of communication, into chaos! This man, my friends, is allowing terrorists and misinformers on his little platform, X (not to be confused with a certain other letter of the alphabet we all know and love), almost as if he is inviting them to a little tea party where everyone can freely express their unpalatable opinions.

The EU, oh that patient soul, kindly asks him to please take a little care not to drag the entire digital space into a dark abyss of hate and lies. And our spaceman Musk? He waves it off, almost as if to say, "If you want to see the dirt, you'll have to climb in and touch it yourself!" A brilliant move, indeed!

Can you imagine that, dear Elmburgers? Musk, this master of prevarication, wants the EU itself to keep spreading the ugly, offensive and unspeakable content just to prove that it exists. Maybe we should give him a spade so he can dig himself even deeper into his own mess!

Well, it turns out that not everyone shares his bizarre attitude to moderation. Ferda Ataman, the heroine of the story, says loud and clear: "Let's leave this wild, lawless platform and go to places where there is at least a semblance of civilisation!" You could say she is the voice of reason in a world where Musk throws digital firebombs and then buries his head in the sand when everything goes up in flames.

Really, my citizens, we live in an era where a man can shoot a car into space just because he can, but is unable to create a responsible digital space. His motto seems to be: "Why should I care about the problems on Earth when I can play with my toys in space?".

Elon, Elon, Elon.... What are we going to do with you? Your eyes may be on the stars, but your feet are here in the mud of reality, and you are dragging us all down with you.

Elmburger, let's be clear: We will not allow Musk's 'anything goes' mentality to shape our digital future. We deserve a platform that is free of hate, terror and lies. And if Musk can't handle that, then, my dear people, he will have to learn that stars are not the only things that sparkle in this galaxy. Our pursuit of truth, decency and respectful dialogue will always shine!

Ronald Tramp has spoken, my dear citizens. And the message is clear: No to Musk, No to X, and Yes to an internet not built on the foundations of anarchy!