Firstly, Rishi Sunak, the new British Prime Minister - the guy is like a magician, but instead of rabbits, he pulls ex-Prime Ministers out of his hat. David Cameron is back, folks! The man who campaigned for Brexit and then, when things got serious, took flight. A real magician, isn't he? He's like the guy who sets the house on fire and then comes back as a fireman. Great!

And then we have Suella Braverman, the Home Secretary, who is so tough she probably eats steel for breakfast. Sunak fires her - I mean, who does that? She was like a bulldozer, but apparently not bulldozer enough for Sunak. He replaces her with James Cleverly. Cleverly - sounds like the name of a Bond villain, doesn't it? He's now the guy who's supposed to keep the island safe. Good luck with that!

The whole thing is like a reality TV show. You know, like my show, only it's set in Downing Street. Cameron, the great returnee, is like the candidate who got the boot last season and is now getting a second chance. He says he's ready to save Britain. Sure, and I'm ready to go to the moon.

But wait, there's more! The Labour party is leading in the polls. It's like the backup player knocking the star quarterback off the field. The Conservatives are like a sinking ship and Sunak is trying to plug the holes with old newspapers.

And then there is Therese Coffey, the Environment Minister. She's leaving the sinking ship. Clever! She's like the musicians on the Titanic, only she drops her instrument and says: "I'm off!"

Back to Braverman. She could be the next leader of the party if the Conservatives lose the election. She's like the leader of a schoolyard gang, only in politics. She criticises the police, talks about "pro-Palestinian mobs" and wants to send asylum seekers to Rwanda. She's tough, but politics isn't child's play.

And then there are rumours that Cameron will be appointed to the House of Lords. It's like giving the bloke who's just resigned a golden parachute. And the Times says it's all a Sunak ploy. In politics, my friends, nothing is as it seems.

In conclusion, Britain is like a game of chess where nobody knows how to play chess. They change the pieces, but the game remains the same. Confusing, chaotic and incredibly entertaining. I love it!

We don't have problems like that in Elmburg. Everything runs smoothly here. Why? Because Ronald Tramp is at the helm. I make the best deals, the best decisions. Great Britain could do with a few tips from me. Really now!